OK this is the lowdown....
Here we are (OM, YM, and the star Elvis with me 3 bikes behind) muddling along to Team
Omarson. We hurtled onwards to the end of the trail.
Mid way through the track there's a present from the PUB with a pipe that runs
perpendicular to the trail. However they only decided to fill the right half of it.....
It is wet, its muddy and Elvis tries the well tested method called tailgating behind Young
Man(Yong En). OM jumps the gap, Young Man does a cool right sideswipe and Elvis is left
with 0.000001s to decide as to what his performance will be. I paid $10 for the front row
seat.
The KHS decides that the owner is more daring than it is. It dives in to the ground. Elvis
is quick with his synapses, he lets fly with his legs...over his head, a cool 1m above the
pivot which his arms and head. He does a quadruple somersault with a 180 degree twist and
lands on is left side clear of the KHS....I knew it! The piece of True Temper had more
brains.
Ka Thud!...the ground shakes and the judges(Me) gives him 9.9 To get the perfect 10, it
should have been a 360 degree twist with him landing on his Time Cleats.
Post show, the team Quack gives him a once over physical and warns him of dire
consequences if the AAA WSO is not applied. OM the team pharmacist obliges and all is
well.
See photos for the wonderful healing qualities of AAA WSO. |
